Meet ILI – The Cosmic Cash King So there I was, chillin’ on Rich-0989, gazing through my top-of-the-line space telescope – as one does – when I spotted Earth. But what do I see? Humans fighting over pocket change. Honestly? Pathetic. I figure maybe I’ll share a slice of my wealth with these Earthlings, give them a taste of THE ACTUAL GOOD LIFE.
But let’s be real here – if I just strolled onto Earth with all this cash, who knows what stunts you’d try to pull? I might be rich, but I ain't a fxxing idiot. So, I make a pit stop on the Moon and think things over. Then it hits me – if I make everyone rich, wealth won’t mean a damn thing. So, here’s my plan: I’ll run a game, just like the ones I love, where only the best can get loaded. And thus, ILI Space was born.